The Many Names of James

Things we call James:

• Jimmy Jam
• Monkey Man
• Binkmaster Junior
• Toot Ruden
  
• Little Boy Blue (Go Blow Your Horn)
• Monkman Millionaire
• JT Moneymaker
  
• Little (not to be confused with Widdle-that's Foxy)
• Burrito Boy
  
• Jamesie Baby
• Mr. James
  
• Little Malochos/Balochos (Tom is bilingual, didn't you know?)
  

The poor kid must be very confused!